A Penguin's Diary

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:48 pm Post subject:

here's an update...
My STuPiD Principles for Living Happily v2

1. I know who I am, and that's the only thing that matters.
2. Do not judge others too quickly. Especially when you're finding faults, coz what you see is just a tiny fraction of who he/she really is. Besides, it is highly probable that there's a good reason behind their actions. And most probably, you won't ever know the person in his/her entirety.
3. It doesn't matter how others judge me coz... (refer to #1)
4. ...and I do not need to explain anything to anybody. It's just a waste of time and energy, most of the time.
5. [added] you don't need to impress anyone...just be yourself.

//phyzics

and oh! i have a rat infestation at home...i don't know where they came from, but they're really really big...gives me the creep when i creep into the kitchen at 2am for a glass of beer...i meant water Razz

...will be posting a 'shy-guy's guide to proposing' tomorrow....meanwhile, here's a poem from my scrapbook...

Intimates
//D. H. Lawrence

Don't you care for my love? she said bitterly.

I handed her the mirror, and said:
Please address these questions to the proper person!
Please make all requests to head-quarters!
In all matters of emotional importance
please approach the supreme authority direct!-
So I handed her the mirror.

And she would have broken it over my head,
but she caught a sight of her own reflection
and that held her spellbound for two seconds
while I fled.

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:56 pm Post subject:

WOW!!!!!

NICE!!!!!

your stupid principles Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:10 am Post subject:

stupid if u call them.. sounds too logical to me.. i might abide my them ... but on the second thought may be toooo much for meh to handle .. if u know what i mean !!!!

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:20 am Post subject:

some people think they're stupid...so added stupid just to please them (btw, this is in violation of my 5th principle Razz

) .....n me started to live by them..lovin it Wink

............and the 'if you know what i mean' just reminded me of something..read 'A Walk to Remember' lately...amazing story..the narrator uses a lot of if-you-know-what-i-mean-'s......ok me startin to feel sleepy now..off to bed in a while

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:37 am Post subject:

it's already tomorrow...so here it is....

Springtime Confession
(solution for de Shy-Guy Disorder)

Poor you..lovestruck but shy...she's everything you ever wanted in life...all your actions, all your thoughts are somehow connected to her...you try to show her how you feel, subtly..but that's not enough...and being the shy guy you are, you just cannot approach her and tell her what she means to you...you ever so slowly drown inside this immense ocean of love with no hope of rescue......lemme laugh at your sorry plight..HAHAHA...pardon me, but that was really funny....ahem..but worry no more, coz i have a solution for you....it won't ensure her love, but it sure will help you guys get it out...

Springtime..the season when the Nature blooms, the season of love..ah...i remember a beautiful poem about spring.."Oye phyzics, aren't ya goin to tell us the solution?"..O...ya....ya, of course...well, you'll have to wait for spring first..but it's worth the wait considering your condition...i'm not talking about valentine's day or anything february...it's April 1st i'm talking about..de April Fool's Day, de one and only...take her someplace beautiful (make it evening..evenings are romantic) and confess your love to her...do not worry, it's april fool's day..i promise you'll get away without making a fool of yourself in front of her and getting all red and embarrassed, even if it doesn't work out between you two...here are the three possible scenarios you'll face after saying those three magic words -

[Scenario #1] She'll mock you outright..."Are you serious....oh come on....you're funny...don't joke...you're my friend"..and more blah blahs.....if this happens, do not worry..be calm..then grin your most foolish smile, scratch your head and say "April Fool...gotcha! ..hehe....hehehehe" ....she'll breathe a sigh of relief...i know how your poor heart will be literally begging to burst at this point, but, laugh if you can at your plight..n you definitely don't need to feel embarassed..after all she thinks it was an april fool's prank..also maintain your foolish grin coz deep down you know that you are da april fool......you can go home and cry later.

[Scenario #2] I forgot scenario #2....but it was really very important...will post it as soon as i remember...

[Scenario #3] She'll say 'I love you too'..and you two will most probably kiss...go on, take your time...you won't be shy anymore.. Laughing

There are other possible scenarios too..but these three will equip you with everything you need to handle other situations (i know i knw...i'll add one later...there's still a long time before april 1st) ..........o no, plz..you don't have to pay me..really, it's alright..i didn't do it for money..i gives me pleasure to help people...."He's so modest"...why, thank you!!!

//phyzics

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:48 am Post subject:

hahahahahhahahahha
nice one phyzics!!!!!!

i must be really bored to reply your every post hehehe.
i am taking rest now.
see ya after some days.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:14 pm Post subject:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w184/b_phyzics/phyzics_L_is_for_Leopard.jpg

@outrage: thank you outie....and ya, you must be bored..i know a guy at myktm who posts a lot only when he is bored!! haha

...stumbled upon a quotation by William James that appeared in The Himalayan Times' A-Thought-for-Today column a few months back...it said..
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices."
...all i could do was smile!

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:39 pm Post subject:

lol and i know exactly who that is........ Laughing

anywayz i don't only post when i am bored butmost of the time ya.

can ya give me the date of issued for that article................. i really.......... wanna read it.

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:59 pm Post subject:

btw who's this guy who posts when he's bored!!! i dont believe i've come across any !!??

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:58 am Post subject:

@Outrage: well, you're very clever..lol....n that's not an article, just a quote from the daily quotation section Wink

@Darklord: you'll meet him soon enough Laughing

phyzics says: sh**! i'm a myktm addict Evil or Very Mad

...i need a promotion! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:08 am Post subject:

The penguin looks at the heap of books lying in front of him as an overwhelming feeling of helplessness sweeps through him...but he has to start somewhere...study he must...that's one thing that makes life richer..books was one the things the penguin was very passionate about...but somewhere between growing up and thinking about life, he lost his passion..but he wanted it back today, badly..he wanted to relive that feeling of childish wonder and awe..so the penguin carefully picks up a few books, dons his hiking boots and a pair of jeans n tshirt, stacks a few days stock of canned fish n bread, a water bottle, a few clean underwear, packs the tent and heads off to the hills... a few days with nature... a few days of blissful solitude.. a few days of science, poetry and philosophy ... a few days in heaven.

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:16 am Post subject:

i am disappointed i wanted to see an article on that topic.........
Rolling Eyes

anywayz seems like someone is on hiking........

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject:

this happened a few days back...

phyzics: mom, i walk a lonely road.
mom: what??
phyzics: yes...the only one that i have ever known.
mom: ??
phyzics: haha
mom: ??

//listening to Rubaru Rang De Basanti

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w184/b_phyzics/Calvin%20n%20Hobbes/cnh_apology1.gif

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w184/b_phyzics/Calvin%20n%20Hobbes/cnh_apology2.gif

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:35 am Post subject:

this happened to me sometime back;;

me : mom what would u feel if i married someone from other caste??
mom:: shut up !!!
me : mom i'm serious
mom:: go and talk with dad
me : mom i am not that serious actually..

anyways.. whateva!!! Wink

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:50 am Post subject:

@darklord: haha....i think it's time to open your diary at myktm...you're ready....hahahaha