A Penguin's Diary

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:57 pm Post subject:

--- THE BARBERSHOP ---

There used to be a barbershop near my house. But the two founder barber dais had a fight and split...one of them opened a new shop on the other side of the road exactly opposite to the first one....after that, everytime i passed the shops, the dais would ask me to visit their shop....dharma-sankat...just couldn't decide....so now i've started doing turns, alternate my haircut visits..... i hope everyone is happy

and oh! i used to doze off during haircuts..and wake up time and again to find people smiling at me..haha..don't do that anymore.....does anyone here feel like sleeping during a haircut?............and there r moments when i get freakin mad at the dais..grit my teeth..how the hell am i gonna live with such a hair!!!..it's too short!!!..cannot add hair now!! too late...sh**!!!..but i do not shout, do not tell them anything..after all it was I who told them to cut it hellish short!..SH**!!!..what the hell was i thinking!..how long will it take to grow back to normal again!!??..sh**.....then i come home, take a bath and the hair looks wonderful all of a sudden..hahahahahaha...

//phyzics
hanging on to Malibu Hole Thanks becks!..gr8 video...see i give credit, everytime!....n yepp! hanging on to the song...hanging hanging.....hanging..5..4..3..still hangin..2..1..heaven!!!...waow! what is this place!! tuna n wine store!!! YAY!!! now i can have canned fish n wine all my life! YUCK!

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:44 pm Post subject:

i got one completely crazy dude that does the cutting over here at my place.. a real mithun fan .. everytime i pass by i hear " i am a disco dancer " from his mouth.. i dont really go there .. actually i have a hair cut every six month !! am into havin long hairs..

i remember last time when i went to a saloon to give a friend of mine company.. that was some experience.. everything went fine... my friend was happy with the cut but then came a bonus later.. free head massage...tap tat .. i couldnt believe he started massaging his face too.. cheeks and nose !!! and the grand finale of all the neck twister .. hehe ..

and i dont doze off !! never have seen anyone sleep as well...

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:07 pm Post subject:

@darklord: ya, i get those face massages too.....but i reject the neck twister offers..makes me nervous! Cool

--- URBANIZATION ---

I open my window,
tall buildings block the view of the blue hills far away,
i can no longer see the trees, the flowers,
and the birds that sing in the bushes.
i can no longer taste the smell of the soil
that the north wind carries when it rains in the hills...
i look outside the window as i lie in my bed at night
i cannot feel the soothing night breeze,
and the moon n the stars hide themselves
behind these tall buildings.

my room, my little heaven
is now starting to suffocate me.
and all my poems that are yet unborn
are lost.

//phyzics
listening to Ordinary Day Dolores O'Riordan

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:57 pm Post subject:

lol! that is a nice poem. it reminds me of my cousin's house. It was so beautiful before with all those huge trees and a pond. now it is all gone as the new houses have imerged. around it.

those neck twister......... u are so afraid they might twist it. heheeh lol.

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:19 pm Post subject:

@outrage: ya, cannot trust anyone with my neck.

--- MOSQUITO ---

i was watching 'travel n living' and thinking that i should practise eating with chopsticks when all of a sudden i felt an insignificant sharp pain in my left foot...looked...a mosquito was drinking red wine.....i cautiously brought my hand nearer and nearer until it was hovering just above the mosquito...i'll call it Mo so that we can relate to it on a more personal level....ok, so my hand was hovering above Mo...but just when i was about to strike, Mo flew away...and i was like "hmmm...smart...very smart u smart ass"...but i wasn't giving up that easily..no sir, gotta protect my pride..and i luv revenge...so i followed Mo all around the room and finally killed it during my third attempt. But i wasn't cruel..the death was instantaneous..Mo didn't even get to say "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

//phyzics

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:08 pm Post subject:

i'm guessing "tit for tat" u got ur red wine back from mo !!

tell me u didnt really do that .. but.. did u ?? Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject:

In order to get the red wine back, i would have to eat the mosquito, which our society considers a gross thing to do...so i gave it a proper burial instead. RIP!..but the body was a complete mess...even hired a fixer to no avail.

--- Kickin' Crow's Ass ---

An omelette, few onion rings, a few dabs of ketchup, sandwich them in bread and walla! you have an Omelette n Onion Sandwich... *bite..chew chew.....swallow* MMMmmmmm........Now I goes to roof. There's this black crow sittin on the clothesline pole. Nothing special, so i ignore the crow. But as soon as I start munching away at the omelette n onion sandwich, the crow is interested, and starts looking at the omelette n onion sandwich with eagerness in its eyes. "Ah! a time to serve Nature"..i pause at this point to tell the readers that i'm a very avid Nature fan....anyway, so i throw a piece of omelette from my omelette n onion sandwich a few feet away from me. The happy crow flies down to the ground..dances it's hop-hop dance...looks at me...then dances again..finally reaches the omelette and picks it up, files away to a safer distance and starts eating.....now that gets me really angry..here i am feeding it my very own hand made omelette n onion sandwich and it's afraid of me...but i figure it's just a black crow.........so i throw in a few more pieces of omelette and bread...the happy crow happily consumes it all...but the fact that it was careful and alert throughout the dining pissed me off..what the hell does it think i am, a crow butcher?...anyways, now i was pretty sure that i had gained it's trust....so i throw a few more crumbs right next to my feet..."oh boy oh boy more omelette n bread for me..oh boy oh boy," the crow is happy and starts hopping....but it's reluctant to come near me in case i kick it like a football......"come on black crowie...i'm not going to hurt you...come on"...hop-hop-hop..it just hops around looking at me and the tasty morsel...feeding birds as they sit on my arm has always been my lifelong dream...so what if it's a black crow...but it looked like my dream wasn't going to get fulfilled today...i stand there for a good 25 minutes, the lower half of my body motionless all the time...but the crow wasn't buying it..."wtf! do i look like i have no work..i'm off...and you sir, you just enjoy your goddam sandwich!"...and as soon as i walk away a couple of feet, the crow hurridly starts picking up the crumbs...and at that very instant, i felt like kickin' the crow's tiny ass..i even imagined it flying like a football from the impact, spinning and curving away in the air.

//phyzics

P.S. Now I goes to bed.... say "Now I goes to bed" in an spanish accent......one more time.....perfecto!

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:22 pm Post subject:

ha... i never liked crow in my life.. actually am terrified of it..

btw moral ????

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:53 pm Post subject:

the moral i guess is 'you can never imagine what's phyzics up to.'

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:47 pm Post subject:

ha.. u could be right..

but dare i say i liked the "tit for tat better!!!"

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:34 am Post subject:

i was having trouble thinking of a moral....i like outrage's...maybe coz it concerns me! Razz

haha....unpredictability is a good thing..i take it as a compliment

n tit for tat isn't bad either!!!...hahahahah Razz

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:37 am Post subject:

erase the fine line between sanity n madness...now go forth, diffuse n destroy

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:10 pm Post subject:

erm.... what exactly does that mean??? Confused

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:19 am Post subject:

@Outrage: it means that when you no longer have the line separating the two, madness diffuses into sanity..and you start destroying yourself.....cannot make myself more clearer than that...... Evil or Very Mad

wrote this poem while in grade 12..more than 5 years ago.....used to read a lot of Wordsworth back then...and i'd like to think of this work of mine to have been influenced by his style of writing, the rhyming part to be precise.....

--- THE HILLSIDE BLUES ---

Books are fun
when read for pleasure
but how can it be that way
when there's many tons?

Those are the books
that drive me insane
and what i need now
is some time alone.

One early morning having thus decided
I drove to a hillside alone
and upon the grass on the side of a river
I then sat for time unknown.

Upon a closer look, I saw
the wealth that Nature quietly held.
The blue sky with patches of cloud
the fields, green hills and trees around.

This, I thought clearly was better
far better than the words in the text
In this lap of Nature I can
for ever and for ever rest.

The silence that the Nature holds
many knowledge it stores.
All we need is the heart to hear
the verse of wisdom that's everywhere.

And thus I sat on the hillside alone
thinking what good the books had brought me
when at the same time, the Nature sang,
and healed my heart to a placidness.

//phyzics

...n here's something from my scrapbook collection......

--- She is not fair to outward view---

She is not fair to outward view
As many maidens be;
Her loveliness I never knew
Until she smiled on me.
O then I saw her eye was bright,
A well of love, a spring of light.

But now her looks are coy and cold,
To mine they ne'er reply,
And yet I cease not to behold
The love-light in her eye:
Her very frowns are fairer far
Than smiles of other maidens are.

//Hartley Coleridge (1796-1849)

--- The Power of Love ---

Across the gateway of my heart
I wrote "No Thoroughfare,"
But love came laughing by, and cried:
"I enter everywhere".

//Herbert Shipman

A: phyzics, why r u so silent?
phyzics: *silence*
A: you ok?
p: ya
A: how's your pet kitten?
p: dead
A: oh!...ok
p: *silence* *doh*

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:25 pm Post subject:

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! sorry abt the kitten.