A Penguin's Diary

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:59 pm Post subject:

@Outrage: it's alright...actually it's been months since my kitten died

Guess what happens when you have garlic for breakfast and forget to brush your teeth?...well, you stick your face out of the microbus window and pray that nobody faints!...........No, I DID NOT eat garlic in the morning!

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:32 pm Post subject:

hmmm seems like you did!!! Laughing

that's true my fren loves garlic bread and most of the time she has that for breakfast. u can tell even by the smell of air around her hehehee. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject:

@Outrage: did not...at least not today that is! lol.....but this happened about two months back...had garlic, forgot to brush, had to sit between uncle and aunt...windows were closed....both started looking sick after a while and started looking away from my direction....HAHAHAHAHA....garlic, wonderful stuff....HAHAHAHAH
...n i hope you told your friend she smelled garlic..or she will never know n keep on doing that forever...and how does one make garlic bread??

A sparrow sits on my window
it is free!??
People wish they were a bird
but birdies have their own problems!
*doh*

//phyzics
//listening to Peaceful Easy Feeling The Eagles

birdie: we have our own problems
phyzics: i know
birdie: we have our own problems
phyzics: i know
birdie: we have our own problems
phyzics: I SAID I KNOW YOU STUPID BIRD!!!
birdie: we have our own problems
phyzics: parrot
birdie: *winks*

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:18 am Post subject:

very easy!!!
mix some butter, fine garlic paste and finely chopped coriander. then sperad the mix on bread on oven or pan for required amount of time and wallaa!!!

i always say that she smells in her face but just to annoy her not as bully. and we laugh, ofcourse i open windows and doors.

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:32 pm Post subject:

@Outrage: seems pretty easy..i'll try it soon....but i'm confused about one thing..do you heat the mixture or just the bread?...lol..no seriously, which one?......but i guess heating the butter would melt it so it must be the bread! Shocked

...duh?

dunno where i copied it from in my scrapbook...

Feelings are like rocks
They heat,
they cool, and
they shatter.

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:17 am Post subject:

hare bhaggu!!!

i meant spread the mixture on the bread and heat it till the butter melts. Surprised

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:21 am Post subject:

i just wanted to act stupid! Razz

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:23 am Post subject:

well u are successful.
i smell garlic here!!! did someone eat garlic here???

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:50 am Post subject:

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:01 pm Post subject:

i wonder what problems do birds have???
Shocked

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:08 pm Post subject:

CHAPTER 1 - Birdie's Problemos

outrage: i wonder what problems do birds have??? Shocked

phyzics: don't tell me you don't know
outrage: i don't
phyzics: parrot u there?
parrot: yes..here parrot
phyzics: tell her your problems
parrot: we have our own problems
outrage: i wonder what problems do birds have??? Shocked

parrot: we have our own problems

//end of chapter 1

CHAPTER 2 - Parrot lists problemos

parrot: we have our own problems
phyzics: i feel like eating parrot tandoori
parrot: first ta we don't have restrooms..poopin in the open..it's so humilating
outrage: you can always fly into a restroom!
parrot: can i use yours?
outrage: no
parrot: then there r females....oh! so wicked creatures girls are....too hard to please...actually girls r 90% of our problemo
outrage: *ahem*
phyzics: i agree completely pal...oh so wicked a creature girlies are *remembers*.....but parrot, i was wondering what percentage of ur problem is the poopie thing?
parrot: les see...5 plus 3 minus 3 plus 1....four percent
phyzics: i have to make garlic bread soon...too hungry.
outrage: gosh! how can you talk about poop and food at the same time?
parrot: we have our own problems

//end of chapter 2

Stay tuned for the next chapter - "THE REMAINING FIVE PERCENT"

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:01 am Post subject:

lol!

can't stop laughing.
5 plus 3 minus 3 plus 1....four percent re hehehe Rolling Eyes

and that poo of there is the thing that help them against desiccation while flying. hahahahaha can't believe that is the problem...... hahahahahaha.

and what was that girls are 90% problem re??? i didn't know we had that power to give problem to the root of problem hehehee.
nice phyzic!!!
thumbs up!

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:43 am Post subject:

@Outrage: what!!! it protects them against desiccation re!!! how does it do that?? ......and about girls, yeah! they pretty much give you all sort of problems!!!!!!! Wink

you're a girl..you must know Laughing

n chapter 3 will have to wait...but in the meantime i give you, Harry Blackmail..

HARRY BLACKMAIL

phyzics: hey kid
kid: yes?
phyzics: here take this money and go buy me a burger
kid: yeah right...as if i would
phyzics: do you want to know what happens to harry potter in the end?
kid: nobody would want to know that...i'm planning on reading the book
phyzics: muhahaha....go buy me a burger then
kid: you do it yourself
phyzics: well kiddo, in that case i'll have to give you the spoiler..surry
kid: what kinda burger...meat or veg?
phyzics: meat of course, you dumbo.......MWAHAHAHAHAA

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:29 am Post subject:

A poem about a man's desire for endless wandering and travel....
WANDER-THRIST
//Gerald Gould (1885 – 1936)

Beyond the East the sunrise, beyond the West the sea,
And East and West the wanderthirst that will not let me be;
It works in me like madness, dear to bid me say good-by!
For the seas call and the stars call, and oh, the call of the sky!

I know not where the white road runs, nor what the blue hills are,
But man can have the sun for friend, and for his guide a star;
And there's no end of voyaging when once the voice is heard,
For the river calls and the road calls, and oh, the call of a bird!

Yonder the long horizon lies, and there by night and day
The old ships draw to home again, the young ships sail away;
And come I may, but go I must, and if men ask you why,
May put the blame on the stars and the sun and the white road
and the sky!

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:17 pm Post subject:

that was a sweet poem reminds me of pirates of caribbean. damn that movies has ended.

i can't seem to acknowledge why girls are the problem???

is it becoz boys can't understand them
is it becoz boys want them but can't tolerate there sweetness Razz

is it becoz boys can't display there emotion as freely as girls
is it becoz boys can't except the fact that they can't live without them
is it becoz some boys can't commit to just one soul
is it becoz boys like to be supperior and can't see the equilibrium

hmmm.... i don't know........
u are a boy so u must be knowing it Laughing